Evil Free Paradise BEACH TOWEL
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Make waves with our epic new line of beach towels, designed to turn heads and spark conversations. Perfect for sunbathing, poolside lounging, or red-pilling unsuspecting beachgoers, these towels are more than just accessories – they’re a perfect opportunity to make a statement. Wrap yourself in comfy, make your memes drip, and let the truth shine bright as the sun.
The most effective way to measure and ensure a great fit is to take a shirt you already own and lay it flat. Measure the flat shirt across, right below the armpit for the Width measurement. Measure from the top of the shoulder to the bottom hem to get the Length measurement. Compare those measurement’s against those listed in the chart. Remember that it is hard to measure fabric so account for some error and be conservative.
| Mens Premium Reg | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
WIDTH – IN |
19.6 |
20.3 |
20.8 |
22.5 |
23.5 |
26 |
28.5 |
30.3 |
|
LENGTH – IN |
26.6 |
27.3 |
28.4 |
29.6 |
31 |
32.2 |
33.4 |
35.5 |
| Mens Premium Scoop | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
WIDTH – IN |
19.6 |
20.3 |
20.8 |
22.5 |
23.5 |
26 |
|
LENGTH – IN |
30.7 |
31.4 |
32.5 |
33.7 |
35.1 |
36.2 |
| Mens Premium Tank | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
WIDTH – IN |
17.1 |
18.7 |
20.3 |
21.7 |
23.2 |
25.4 |
|
LENGTH – IN |
28.7 |
28.9 |
30.2 |
31.2 |
30.8 |
31.9 |
| Women's Premium Reg | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
WIDTH – IN |
18.5 |
19.2 |
20.7 |
22.5 |
23 |
24.1 |
|
LENGTH – IN |
25.1 |
25.5 |
26.1 |
26.7 |
27.4 |
28.2 |
| Women's Premium Tank | XS | S | M | L | XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
WIDTH – IN |
13 |
14 |
15 |
15.7 |
16.8 |
|
LENGTH – IN |
24.8 |
26 |
27 |
28 |
28.8 |
| Unisex Premium Reg | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
WIDTH – IN |
18 |
19.2 |
21 |
22.5 |
23.4 |
25 |
26.5 |
|
LENGTH – IN |
27.9 |
28 |
28.9 |
30.2 |
31.2 |
30.8 |
31.9 |
| Unisex Premium Scoop | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
WIDTH – IN |
18 |
19.2 |
21 |
22.5 |
23.4 |
25 |
26.5 |
|
LENGTH – IN |
30.6 |
30.9 |
32 |
33.4 |
34 |
34.3 |
34.9 |
| Cotton DTG | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
WIDTH – IN |
17.5 |
19 |
20.5 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
|
LENGTH – IN |
27 |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
