Before the assassination attempt on the President, we had been working for several weeks on this design. It now seems more appropriate and necessary than ever, featuring our FREN-ly take on Saint Michael the Archangel. Don’t miss our limited edition Archangel CUSTOM PRAYER CANDLES!

St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle, be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray; and do thou, O Prince of the Heavenly host, by the power of God, cast into hell Satan and all the evil spirits who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls. Amen.

Make waves with our epic new line of beach towels, designed to turn heads and spark conversations. Perfect for sunbathing, poolside lounging, or red-pilling unsuspecting beachgoers, these towels are more than just accessories – they’re a perfect opportunity to make a statement. Wrap yourself in comfy, make your memes drip, and let the truth shine bright as the sun.

• XL 35″x60″ dimensions provide ample coverage regardless of your body type, at the beach or at the pool.
• Made with premium Super Soft Silk Touch Velour for a soft feel against your skin.
• One-Side – Full Color, edge-to-edge, HD sublimation print that stays bright and vibrant, even after multiple washes.
• Blank on the reverse side, offering versatility and allowing for a clean, classic look when needed.
• Made in USA – High-Quality construction ensuring superior craftsmanship and durability for long-lasting use.